- I don’t want to even talk about the American Idol results from last night. The fact that I have to listen to Brooke White pinch out another mouth loaf next week is disturbing to me.
- Actor Orlando Brown, star of That’s So Raven, has returned to the spotlight after going missing for over a day. That’s soooo not really worth its own story. Call us when Keenan Thompson is pushed overboard, or when Moose from You Can’t Do That On Television shows up.
- Jennifer Lopez is in talks to have her own reality show on TLC. No word if it’s going to be called Wealthy People, Big Ass. (Terrible joke before 10 am? Check.)
- Jim Carrey is going gay for Ewan McGregor in their upcoming movie together, and really, can anybody blame him?
- Do you like Bollywood and non-sequitors? Then BOY, do we have the perfect viral video for you! (via Gorillamask)
