1. So, you decide: ENTER or ALT ENTER?
2. Careful, these don’t come with a pop-up blocker.
3. The enter key doesn’t work so well, you have to push it really hard.
4. What do you say we CTR+ALT+DELETE ourselves out of this place?
5. Hey baby, do you play the keytar? This is just like it except it’s my pants.
6. That ain’t the space bar you just tapped
7. You look like my “type” [demonstrate pun]
8. I’m not as keyboard as you pants I am.
9. Press ANY key to continue, honey.
10. Is that a mouse in your pocket, or…?
11. Are those home keys in your pocket, or…?
12. Is that a can of compressed air in your pocket, or…?
13. This keyboard is wireless, if you know what’m sayin [said like Will Smith, Fresh Prince of Bel Air style]
14. What do you say we rearrange the keyboard and put U and I together? Preferably around my crotch area?
15. Are your fingers tired? Cause I’ve been playing a massive multiplayer RPG in which your character has been running through my mind all night.
16. Wanna F1?
17. Are those Astronaut pants? Cause you’re ass is out of this world! Also, I now don’t feel like as big a tool for wearing keyboard pants.
18. I’d be happy to show you what Scroll Lock is used for.
19. Pardon the QWERTY nature of my advance, but I can’t resist the burning need to SHIFT UP and ENTER U.
20. I know I’m wearing pants with a keyboard on them, but no, seriously, hear me out: Let’s f*ck.
Feel free to leave your own in the comments, fellow nerds / pun aficionados. As if you needed to be told that.
