This is Dita Von Teese on the red carpet of last night’s “Be Cointreauversial” event here in New York. I went to this. So did Russell Simmons, RuPaul dressed like an old man, and that guy who played Smith Jarrett on Sex and the City but now looks kind of like Denis Leary. Anyway, after the red carpet and a bunch of cocktails, Dita did this burlesque dance where she stripped down to nothing but boob-tassels and a thong made of diamonds, then bathed herself in a giant martini glass filled with water that was dyed purple. She even had this sponge made to look like a twist of orange, which she would use to squeeze water all over her body while everyone yelled “OHHH YEEEAH!”. This all took place in what used to be a catholic church, which was weird.