Stop whatever you’re doing right now and watch what happens when you take a 1999 Apple Christmas ad starring Jeff Goldblum, and slow down the speed enough to make the Old Blumer start sounding like your wasted Uncle Randy who always passes out during Christmas dinner before your mom even serves the figgy pudding. Internet? I’d say Internet! Now yoooou’re the puuurrveyoor…

Must-see hilarity, after the jump!

(via Kottke)