While most of us were not particularly surprised to learn that Vanilla Ice is the type of dude who probably beats his wife, this LA news reporter was clearly so very excited that the Ice Man was in the news at all, for anything, so she could finally trot out her hilarious rendition of “Ice Ice Baby”, which she’s been carrying in her back pocket since she first got hired. Though I’m not quite sure if going from “hitting and kicking her” in one breath to “bring out by back up dancers so I can do my excruciatingly awkward ‘Ice Ice Baby’ white girl rap” in the next was really the right way to go about this. Too cold, too cold.
