This weekend, in a haze of triple apple martininess, I got the hankering to watch one of the most classicly re-re romantic dramedies of all time, Ghost. Believe it or not, I had been trying to purchase Ghost on DVD for the past month to no avail. Store after store, clerks tried to convince me that even though Ghost wasn’t in stock, there were literally thousands of Patrick Swayze’s other most famous movie of all time, Dirty Dancing, lining the DVD shelves. But I didn’t want Dirty Dancing, I cried! I wanted Molly and the hilarious Oda Mae and “Samweed”!

So I took matters into my own hands… and downloaded Ghost on Itunes for the non-bargained price of $9.99. Now, you might think 10 buckaroos is a lot to pay for a grainy digital file of a 17 year old movie. But you’d be wrong. Because, America, it took a measly 10 dollars to discover that I could now freely watch Ghost in slow-motion and screen cap Patrick Swayze’s facial intensity for all the internet world to see.

Hence, this post: The Top 20 Stupid Faces Made By Patrick Swayze in Ghost. It was difficult to narrow it down to 20, but I did my best. And for the record… I think #8 is my favorite.

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The Top 18 Stupid Faces Mady by Patty Swayze continues this way… (And it goes without saying: Caption your favorite ones.)

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UPDATE: Due to today’s tragic news, please see a new, related list… The Top 5 Most Handsomest, Well-Acted Faces of Patrick Swayze in Ghost.