- SWAYZE IT AIN’T SO: In sadder Swayze-related news, we’re sorry to say that Jeff Healey – who you will remember as the awesome musician in the awesome movie Road House – has tragically passed away at 41. (E! Online)
- HONEST TO BLOG: Bai Ling has a blog. It’s sort of like what would happen if Ernest Hemingway had a blog, but was Asian, couldn’t write, and liked taking pictures of himself with a camera phone. (Bai Ling’s Amazing Blog)
- GAY-OK: According to an American Idol exec, contestant David Hernandez’s male stripper past will not make any difference on the show. We’re still waiting for word on the Santa-mom-raping thing. (TV Guide)
- FUNNY GIRLS: Vanity Fair makes the shocking discovery that – despite what was previously reported in Vanity Fair – women can, in fact, be funny. But only if they’re pretty! Or have publicists as good as Chelsea Handler’s. (The Hater)
- COLD MEDICINE: Yeah, so those Airborne tablets that you’ve been paying like 3 dollars each for? They don’t work. Though they will make you feel better by giving you your money back. (Yahoo! News)
