You know, I was really pulling for that pretty little Danny Noriega to emerge as this year’s adorably hopeless humor mascot on American Idol, but after seeing the video below, in which Noriega spreads his sick Christmas cheer with some very unsavory ideas about what Santa Claus should do to your mother, I’m not so sure. Sanjaya would never have said such nasty things about our moms.

See the video (Language NSFW), after the jump!