So remember yesterday when we met the mystical Zen wizard Miyagi-guy Paris Hilton was suddenly strutting around town shopping with instead of her usual entourage of chihuahuas and jr. deputy bimbos? Well something about him seemed really familiar, but I just wasn’t quite able to place what it was. Luckily, TMZ stopped stalking Britney long enough to do a little sleuthing, so find out where you might remember him from, after the jump!

He was in Pirates of the Caribbean 2, because he’s an actor named Maxie Santillan Jr. (he even has a MySpace page!). So either Paris was pulling some kind of performance art stunt just to mess with the paparazzi, or she’s found the worst guru in the world. Either way, the correct answer is: dumb.

(via TMZ)