High five to our eagle-eyed friend over at CelebSlam, who noticed a curious little poll at the end of UsWeekly’s item about Miley Cyrus crushing on Ryan Cabrera, in which they ask whether 15 year-old Miley and the 25 year-old pseudo-rocker would in fact make a good real-life couple. Um yes, UsWeekly, they would make an excellent couple in both the 18th century, or countries with lax statutory rape laws. Here in contemporary America, however, we don’t don’t usually pimp out pubescent children (no matter how grown-up and famous they want to be) to fully grown adult men (no matter how much they look like 16 year-old sissies). That being said, I’ve always thought that Dakota Fanning and Tommy Lee Jones would look SO CUTE together!

See a screencap after the jump!