Sequels of Disney film remakes in order to repair tarnished public image? Check.

Paycheck-snagger that isn’t even memorable enough to be brought up as a career lowlight? Check.

Overshadowing dip into legitimacy by playing fat black woman and Chinese stereotype dad in the same movie? Checky Checkerson.

I guess the only thing left for Murphy now is to play either another skin-toned racial caricature (how about Native American?) or, I don’t know, maybe play a guy living inside the head of another guy, who is also played by Murphy? Like a Peter Sellars meets “Herman’s Head” kind of thing?

Oh…. oh dear God no…..

(thanks, The Hater)