We’re pretty sure Donatella Versace, the sister of late designer Gianni, was the inspiration for the phrase “hot tranny mess.” Don’t get me wrong — I adore her, she’s otherworldly, etc. — but if the following video is any indication, Dona is actually more hilarious than her SNL counterpart played by Maya Rudolph, and ten times funnier than her Muppet counterpart, Janice.

Here we see Donatella sitting down with the civilized people over at Time Magazine, answering 10 reader-submitted questions. Take a look at the video, and then answer our challenge: Can you actually understand more than 3 words she is saying? I think there was mention of her working with famous actor “Petick Deepsea” It’s highly possible she’s gone through the latest plastic surgery craze sweeping Hollwood and the world: Getting her nostrils sewn shut. Judge for yourself.

You can check out many more celebrity interviews over at Time Magazine.com.