Finally, someone found a use for Peeps! This year’s Peepshow II — the second annual Easter competition bringing together the absolute elite from the world of competitive recreating-stuff-with-marshmallow-chicks — was an absolute Peepsmash! They’re all pretty awesome, but here are my five favorites:
5. “Amy Winepeep”
They tried to make me go to Rehab and I said “peep peep peep.” — I love that in the world of Peeps, “peep” means “no,” but wouldn’t rehab be called “Peephab?” Or am I just splitting Peeps?
4. “Peepbusters! I Ain’t ‘Fraid Of No Peeps!”
Ray, if anyone asks you if you’re a Peep, you say PEEP! Also, in Peep world, are there Peeps that are “afraid of Peeps”? Doesn’t seem like a very bold slogan.
3. No Country For Old Peeps
My nomination for this year’s Best Supporting Peeper Acadepeep Award? Why, Anton SUGAR, of course.
2. “Peepadeus”
The story of a Peep blessed with the desire to be a great Easter candy but lacking the necessary taste, forever doomed to envy the Mozart Peep because he tastes slightly less terrible.
1. “Peep Set Me Up”
This recreation of the 1990 crack bust of D.C. Mayor Marion Barry is both completely non-topical and about the last event I would ever deem noteworthy enough to be immortalized in Peep form. It’s also perfect.
