The new NY Governor announcing that he and his wife both had affairs miiiight have been a huge scandal this week, except for the fake Lindsay Lohan sex tape, which also miiight have been a huge scandal this week, except for the real nude pics of “Hills” co-star Audrina Patridge that leaked onto the web. Geezzz… in all the crazy nude excitement, we almost didn’t notice how awesomely ridiculous the “Dancing With The Stars” premiere was, which might have been overshadowed by how awesomely ridiculous the “Bachelor” premiere was…

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