CAPTION THIS: Jared Leto Is A Big Fat Douche

The MTV Movies Blog gagged us with this little taste of what the poster for Jared Leto vanity project Chapter 27 is going to look like. Guys, Jared gained, like, a lot of weight to unnecessarily portray the man who murdered John Lennon, so, you know, the movie’s clearly going to be good. Remember, Highly Publicized Weight-Gain = Quality Movie Entertainment. I just wish he could find more violent sociopaths whose stories are crying out to be given the Hollywood treatment.