Listen, we’re not afraid to tell you when a celebrity looks like another thing, but crafting these comparative photographic analyses is much harder than it looks, and should thus be left to the pros (ie, us). Case in point: today’s Daily Mail straight up compares Nicole Kidman’s botoxed face to a bat. Here’s their argument:

Really, Daily Mail? Batface? Sure, she looks a little tighter than she should throughout the facial regions, but does she look like a blind, hairy flying mouse who dwells in caves? Really? Well, if you say so. Based on your non-existent logic, celebrities really can look like lots of things from the Animal Kingdom.

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