The trailer for the Jared Leto/Lindsay Lohan vehicle (doesn’t that sound like the best ride ever?) Chapter 27 finally hit the tubes this week, and boy am I stoked! From what I can tell, it’s gonna be two fun-filled hours of Leto looking porky, breathing heavily, and doing the most pathetic Oscar-baiting I’ve seen since Cuba Gooding Jr. made Radio. But hey, at least he’s finally bringing the long-untold story of a murdering psychopath to the big screen, where it belongs! Basically, the only way this movie could be any better is if the whole soundtrack was just 30 Seconds To Mars covering all our favorite Beatles songs.

Though to be fair, it does feature the immense talents of our own Judah Friedlander, who’s awesome in everything. Jared, Judah, the same movie – I really don’t know how to feel about this. I’m so torn. Anyway, see the trailer after the jump and decide for yourselves: is this movie gonna be totally awesome or totally Leto?