- The NFL should have known better than inviting those perverted punks Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers to smut up the Super Bowl halftime show with their giant neon demon c*cks.
- Indie rock nerds already hate sports enough as it is, so when you take one of their beloved Arcade Fire songs and stick into a Super Bowl ad without the band’s permission, THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
- A jury has acquitted Wesley Snipes of federal tax fraud and conspiracy charges, while another jury upheld the tax evasion conviction of Survivor winner Richard Hatch. So again, always bet on black.
- The writers strike may finally, mercifully, be coming to an end.
- David Letterman has lost his mind.
