TABLIVION is a daily wrapup of the day’s three most essential gossip stories around the internet.

#3 – GREY’S GUY: PSYCH WARD VISIT! (Enquirer)

Justin Chambers, one of the dudes from “Grey’s Anatomy,” was treated at a psych ward just ONE DAY before Britney Spears arrived there. Are the two f*cking? He didn’t not say they weren’t.

#2 – Posh Spice has bigger bum at concert (Daily Mirror – pic on the right)

British tabloids unironically use the word ‘bum’. They also see wrong.

#1 – No Changes In Britney Spears’ Custody Case (Us Weekly)

Remember when Homer Simpson invented the “Everything’s OK” alarm that made a really loud sound every five seconds unless something wasn’t ok? I’m not sure why I just thought of that.