This morning’s Yahoo! headline about Prince Harry’s secret Afghani rendezvous could easily be mistaken for the title of one of England’s most popular gay porno flicks:

Apparently, someone in Palo Alto with as dirty a mind as myself quickly realized the mistake, as minutes later the headline miraculously changed to this delightfully non-sexually innuendo’d one:

So it seems like Harry didn’t pull out at all. Good thing he was “wearing protection” on his “helmet”, otherwise he could have been “shot” in the “line of fire.”