- If you’re a literary type who prefers a good book to loud angry rap music, you too can now experience the art of Eminem in his new book My Mom’s A B*tch And I Wanna Kill My Wife, Faggot (I Love You, Hailey).
- Bill Cosby is set to host the Playboy Jazz Festival. There’s really nothing quite like an evening of naked chicks, Coltrane, and a whole lot of Jello-O pudding. Trust me on this.
- We can all breathe a big sigh of relief, for Whoopi Goldberg has chosen to accept the apology of The Oscars, who shamefully neglected to include her in one of their 47 million montages the other night. Again, Whoopi accepts, no need to riot in the streets.
- Jessica Simpson is planning to go to Kuwait to entertain the troops. There’s nothing our boys will appreciate quite like ten year old teeny-bopper hits and scenes from her new straight-to-video classic, Major Movie Star.
- And finally, a Betsey Johnson boutique store in Hollywood got Britney Spearsed this week.
