Well, America, it seems like the worst has happened. Just when you thought babies couldn’t get any mongoloidier than the Britney-K-Fed mash-ups to date, Britney Spears goes and gets impregnated (allegedly) with an altogether more rotten seed: The seed that belongs to Adnan Ghalib. For rallll. According to Star Magazine, Britney is pregnant with Ghalib’s baby!
Only weeks after Britney Spears drove to Rosarita Beach, Mexico to exchange marriage vows with Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo is bragging to friends that she is going to have his baby, Star has learned exclusively. And what do you know! The fallen pop princess’ belly is starting to show a little bulge, in spite of hours of classes at the Millennium Dance Complex.
“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” one friend of Adnan’s tells Star.
While a baby between Britney and Adnan would officially be “one of the worst things to ever happen in modern history”, you gotta admit… a Mini-Ghalib would be ADORABLE!
And just THINK of how many small knit hats and baby beard grooming kits Britney’s fortune could afford them!
