New Episode Of Douchebag Beach: The Sausage Fest

Here’s the thing about Douchebag Beach — I want to believe it’s a parody of 80% of the programming currently on MTV, but I’m just so absolutely certain that it will somehow get turned into an actual, unironic tv show and become really popular with the 14-24 year old demographic, that it simply bums me out in advance.

I do know an awful lot of dudes with that custom shower, though: