LUCKIEST OSCAR
Javier Bardem’s Oscar
Javier Bardem’s Oscar
COKIEST
Gary Busey
Gary Busey
MOST DELICIOUS FINGERS
Louis Gosset Jr.
Louis Gosset Jr.
MOST HAUNTED BY GHOSTS
Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidman
MOST WASTED
Sean Penn, Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi
Sean Penn, Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi
THE ONLY PERSON TO COMPLIMENT ELTON JOHN’S JEWELRY
Stevie Wonder
Stevie Wonder
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LIKELIEST TO SEE THE WORLD THROUGH URINE-COLORED GLASSES
Julian Schnabel
Julian Schnabel
MOST INABROACHABLE
Daniel Day-Lewis’ Wife, Rebecca Miller
Daniel Day-Lewis’ Wife, Rebecca Miller
TWINNIEST
Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill
Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill
BEARDIEST BEARD
This Lady
This Lady
PROUDEST TAX EVADER
Wesley Snipes
Wesley Snipes
MMMMYELLLOOOOO?
Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton
COUPLE WE HALF-APPROVE OF
Diablo Cody and Edgar Wright
Diablo Cody and Edgar Wright
THE “WE GET IT, YOU WERE A STRIPPER” AWARD GOES TO
Diablo Cody
Diablo Cody
BEST HILLARY CLINTON IMPRESSION
Gloria Allred
Gloria Allred
FANTASY THREESOME
Seal, Heidi Klum, and Josh Groban
Seal, Heidi Klum, and Josh Groban
SHE WHO WILL PROBABLY JACK YOUR OSCAR, MARION COTILLARD
Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone
MOST CREATIVE USE OF AN OSCAR
Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton
MOST LIKELY TO PAWN OSCAR FOR NEW GUITAR
The Once Guy
The Once Guy
LEAST SINCERE ATTEMPT TO GET IN YOUR PANTS
Jeremy Piven
Jeremy Piven
GORGEOUSEST
Jason Lewis and Some Lady
Jason Lewis and Some Lady
LEAST LIKELY TO KNOW WHERE SHE IS
Elaine Stritch
Elaine Stritch
MOST EXCITED TO BE THERE ANYWAY
Elaine Stritch
Elaine Stritch
REDDEST
Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl
NO REALLY, YOU’RE A STRIPPER. WE ALL KNOW. IT’S ON THE COVER OF TODAY’S POST. ENOUGH ALREADY.
Diablo Cody
Diablo Cody
BEST WAY TO FRIGHTEN YOUR CHILDREN FOR LIFE
Joan Van Ark
Joan Van Ark
WORST CELEBRITY LOOKALIKE
Chad Kroeger as Johnny Fairplay
Chad Kroeger as Johnny Fairplay
VINEGARIEST
Tim Allen and Simon Cowell
Tim Allen and Simon Cowell
STRANGEST PICTURE TO BE UNDENIABLY TURNED ON BY
Javier Bardem and Some Dude
Javier Bardem and Some Dude
BEST SETTLED FEUD
Christian Slater and Billy Joel
Christian Slater and Billy Joel
MINNIEST
Mickey Rooney
Mickey Rooney
SADDEST GHOST BUMP/BEST SPANX
Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidman
MOST LIKELY TO HATE SEAN PENN
Robin Wright Penn
Robin Wright Penn
HOTTEST OEDIPAL COMPLEX
Faye Dunaway’s Son
Faye Dunaway’s Son
MILFIEST OVERBEARING STAGE MOM
Leticia “Tish” Cyrus
Leticia “Tish” Cyrus
BEST DRESSED/MOST SINCERE WAY TO END
As Always, Heidi Klum and Seal
As Always, Heidi Klum and Seal
