- The
unthinkablethinkable has happened: Gene Simmons has a sex tape. (NSFW) And while we were forced to find our nearest chemistry class in order to rinse our eyesockets out, we have to at least thank him for having the decency to leave his shirt on… and the KISS makeup off. - Nicole Kidman hit the red carpet in a revealing dress that proves that the actress is, in fact, pregnant… or she stopped for a bite at Chipotle before the big event. And somewhere, a prostitute’s lightbulb is getting chilly.
- Kirstie Alley is in talks to develop her own weightloss brand. In a related story, Shelley Long is still looking fabulous! If only someone would care.
- We know this should break our hearts, but Us Magazine‘s cover this week featuring the Spears kids with the headline “The Littlest Victims” is just too cute for words. Also, shouldn’t KFed technically lose custody for giving them mullets? Judge? Yes?
- Ashlee Simpson‘s Bizzarro Billionaire Twin was almost killed by a 400 pound chandelier!
