- Bai Ling has been arrested for shoplifting, putting the dozens of films she was starring in, albums she was recording, and other various important things she was in the middle of doing on a crippling hiatus.
- After Paul McCartney refused to sign an autograph, Heather Mills publicly blasted him, saying “it’s his fans who made him rich and famous. You put him where he is.” Ringo responded, “Whatever, I can always grab one some other time.”
- Fox announced that 24 will be on hiatus until next January. Does this have to do with the strike aftermath, or are fifteen different nationalities of terrorists just not attacking a ten-mile radius of L.A. at this exact moment?
- Nelly Furtado is reportedly pregnant. And by my count, that is everyone — congrats, Hollywood!
- Good news, everyone — Richard Zednik, the Florida Panthers player whose throat was cut with a skate, managed to eat buffalo wings yesterday. Doctors have upgraded his condition from “stable” to “delicious”.
(pic via TMZ)
