December
Monday
Today the news broke that Lindsay Lohan’s leggings line, 6126, is selling like hotcakes. As excited as you may be to own your own pair of $130 leggings (with built-in knee pads), you know just as well as I do that they are not going to stay in fashion forever. Don’t fret though – your investment won’t go to waste, if you repurpose them for something else:
GIANT SLINGSHOT
UNBREAKABLE TRASHBAGS
Cut them in half, tie a knot at the bottom, and you’ve got a trash bag that is virtually indestructible! (Perfect for pizza boxes and body parts.)
WIND SOCK (2)
MATERIAL WITH WHICH YOU MAY TIE UP LINDSAY LOHAN
Because eventually, everyone has sex with Lindsay Lohan, and you’ll want to be ready when the time comes.
HALLOWEEN SCARECROW YARD DECORATION
NOOSE WITH WHICH TO HANG YOURSELF
Because when Lindsay’s leggings go out of style, so will your will to live.