O.J. Simpson is facing at least 15 years in prison for all that crap he did (or, well, some of it), which means it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game involving judgmental puns — Guess! That! New! York! Post! Headline!!!!!!!!!!!!
My suggestions:
Juice Heading Back To The Cooler
Oh Jail Simpson
Juice-tice Is Served
Simpson Running Back To The Slammer
Simpson Stabbed In The Back By Justice System
Hey Mom, Who Do You Have Going To Jail? Let’s See, We Got Some Soda, Purple Stuff — Hey, Grab The Sunny D! The Sunny D In This Example Is Juice, Meaning O.J. Simpson
O.J. sentence Post headlines, people — leave ‘em in the comments!
