As an unashamed fan of Transporter 2 and most things in the awful-Statham category, even I watched Death Race In 60 Seconds and thought to myself, “If this came on tv and I was lying on the couch paralyzed with the remote out of reach, I would beg Clint Eastwood’s character from Million Dollar Baby to finish me off immediately. I feel like I got the gist of the movie like twenty seconds into this video, the other 40 were just sh*tty gravy. (Little on the violent side, but more or less safe for work):
