In what is surely the easiest case the Chicago Police Department has ever come across, a BLUE MAN was caught in the park performing… what’s a ladylike way to say this… oral sex on another man at the witching hour, aka 5:45 PM. TMZ Reports:

Cops: Blue Man Tried to Do Man in Public

One of the dudes from the Blue Man Group is probably a little red faced this morning after Chicago cops claim they nailed him for allegedly performing oral sex on another man on a park bench…which gives a whole other meaning to Blue Man.

Darren Stephens was arrested around 5:45 pm last night after cops say they found him gettin’ all Lewinsky-like on a Chicago Park District Property.

According to the Chicago Sun Times, the “other man” is an assistant principal at a nearby high school.

Look, it’s one thing to give a blew jay in public. It’s another thing to do it in the evening while, we assume, you are covered in shiny blue paint. Unless he was using one of their signature “Tubes”, in which case, bluenie points for creativity.

Somewhere, Tobias on Arrested Development is blueing in his pants.