SORRY BUT ONCE AGAIN I HAVE SLIPPED INTO AOL COMMENTER / KANYE MODE AND CANNOT STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS…BECAUSE THIS VIDEO IS DISGUSTING AND TOTALLY UNNECESSARY!!!!!!!!! (YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.) DAVID LETTERMAN INVITED A LADY ONTO HIS SHOW TO DEMONSTRATE HER SPECIAL “TALENT” IN WHICH SHE SCRATCHES HER EYEBALLS UNDER THE EYELIDS. I KNOW, IT DIDN’T SOUND BAD TO ME EITHER, BUT TRUST ME. IN DAVE’S WORDS, “THIS IS GONNA BE CREEPY.” WHY GOD WHYYYYYY?

Okay. All caps off. I didn’t mean to go overboard there, but I am really grossed out by eyeball stuff. I can’t touch my eyes. Never have, never will. I had pink eye once in high school and my mom had to hold me down in order to put the eye drops in. But seriously. How did she figure out that she could do this??