December
Wednesday
Behold, the stink face. An expression made by a person in any number of situations that causes them to look like they’ve just detected the scent of a fart in the air. Sometimes, people make stink faces because they’re annoyed. Sometimes it’s because they think they’re better than everyone else. For others, that’s just the way their face looks. And, though it is rare, some actually do smell poo. No matter the reason, a famous face under the influence of the stink is something to be honored and celebrated. Let’s take a look back at the best 15 made by famous people this year, shall we? (For the top 20 stink faces made by a non-famous person, go here.)
15. JOHN MCCAIN
John McCain could never hide his stink face on the campaign trail.
14. TWILIGHT STARS
As much as I love my Robert Pattinson, he really needs to work on being alive.
13. RUSSELL CROWE
Russell Crowe thinks he smells something at the premiere of Revolutionary Road.
12. WHITNEY PORT
Whitney’s going to be making a lot more of this face, now that she’s the center of her own show (which requires about 40% more stink face activity while on camera).
11. ANDY SAMBERG
I just j*zzed in my pants uploading this picture.
10. JACK BLACK
With all the crazy poses this guy makes at press junkets,
it was bound to happen sooner or later.
9. NIGEL LYTHGOE
The So You Think You Can Dance judge always had a variety of stink faces on hand,
most of which were provoked by Mary Murphy.
8. LINDSAY LOHAN & SAMANTHA RONSON
This is one of those instances where the subjects in question may actually be smelling a stink; here, in the form of a nearby homeless man.
7. CHUCK BASS
Gossip Girl’s most realistic character, Chuck Bass, always looks like he’s just smelled the pheromones of a virgin several miles away.
6. HEIDI MONTAG
They’re taking shots? They’re taking shots?
5. RACHEL ZOE
Rachel Zoe is a prime example of someone who has a permanent stink face.
4. HUGH JACKMAN
I know, this may not exactly count as a stink face,
unless you count the smell of awesome as a “stink.”
3. LO BOSWORTH
The most stink facey of all Hills cast members.
2. JOHN MCCAIN (AGAIN)
Let’s be honest, this is pretty much the top face of 2008.
1. KIMBERLY FROM THE REAL WORLD
Let’s not get ghetto!!!!!
