I wasn’t able to post this yesterday because I spent most of the day crying and vomiting over this horrific tragedy. What hath the barber shop wrought??? Someone got a haircut, and now the very foundation of hotness has been shaken. Find out who has ripped my heart out with his foolish buzzcutting ways, after the jump. The question is: is he still hot?

Prepare for your fantasies to die…

Oh Robert Pattinson (and God)! WHYYYYYYY!!!! I don’t know if I can ever look at you the same way again. I just don’t know if I think you’re that hot anymore. And now, I’m totally regretting that neck tatoo of bite marks with “Robert Was Here” written underneath. DAMN YOU, PATTINSON! GROW IT BACK!