THEORY: The Farther Away You Are From Ludacris, The Sadder You Are

Here’s a picture of Ludacris bringing some holiday cheer to some New York City kids. Do you notice anything about the kids? The ones farthest away from him seem to get exponentially sadder:

If you don’t see it, I’ve created a handy chart to measure the sadness-to-Ludacris-proximity ratio, after the jump:

I am currently at least a few hundred miles away from Luda right now, so that would explain a LOT.