To be fair, if cameramen were waiting outside of our own building this weekend, they would have gotten a perfect shot of the soles of my shoes as I slipped feet over head down the iced-over front steps, Joe Pesci style. (OK, this didn’t really happen, but it was so close. The micromachines on my porch didn’t help any either.)

Still, we were under the impression Mizz Tyra Banks was always camera ready. Instead, she looks like she just catwalked down an alien space ramp in an effort to steal the Earth’s resources.