This infomercial has been on the air for a little while but I just happened to catch it this weekend and cannot in good conscience not pass it along. It’s a commercial for the Snuggie Blanket, a blanket with sleeves (F*CKING FINALLLLYYYYY!!!) that also carries the convenient side-effect of making the wearer look like a really laid-back satanic cultist:

In grand infomercial tradition, these people are struggling with a completely unproblematic item, in this case the mystifying enigma that is the blanket. Also, why is it so urgent that these people have blankets on them every second of their lives? Just how cold are these bastards?

My favorite part occurs between 1:01 and 1:10 when you get to see all the places you can wear the Snuggie, including, but not limited to, getting your monk-looking asses laughed at at your child’s little league game: