(Sung to the tune of “My Buddy”)
My Body(guard),
My Body(guard),
Wherever I go, Heeee Goes!
My Body(guard),
My Body(guard),
My Bodyguard Steve!
(Altnernate version)
Where’s Daddy?
Where’s Daddy?
I think his name’s Tom but I’m not really sure?
Where’s Daddy?
Where’s Daddy?
He’s killin’ Nazis!
And if you know the commercial like I do, you know what’s after the jump:
Kid Sister!
Kid Sister!
She’s my only kid friend and she cost a dollar
Kid Sister!
Kid Sister!
Kid Sister and meee!
God bless this child – she is PRECIOUSNESS.
