Diddy plays a lawyer on an upcoming episode of CSI: Miami, and in an interview about the appearance, he offered up this astounding, vintage Diddy analogy:
“The CSI: Miami team is like the Yankees. Me coming on the set, I’m like a Little League player with the Yankees. [David Caruso], he’s like Obi-Wan Kenobi or something! He taught me so much and let me ask questions and protected me. He’s like the coach of the team.â€
Alright, let’s break this down piece-by-piece:
1) The CSI: Miami team is like the New York Yankees, the iconic, century-old baseball franchise.
2) Diddy is like a Little League player — a small child aged 5-14 playing organized baseball — who is now on the New York Yankees.
3) David Caruso is Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Jedi Master.
4) Obi-Wan Kenobi is the coach of the Yankees.
Ummmm… I guess I’ll be DVRing this?
