Did you know that we’ve survived nearly two years since Dina Lohan first proclaimed herself to be “The White Oprah”? I’m pretty reluctant to even mention her out of fear that she’ll rear her head and make us all Live Lohan again, but I have no choice: another white person has likened his white-assed self to Oprah. Brody Jenner, The Hills alum and star of the upcoming show Bromance, is following in her vomit-filled footsteps:
“I did this whole sit-down with these guys, which we called Broprah…I was sitting around and would say, ‘OK, now tell me about…’ and then all of a sudden it got to be like, ‘Whoa!’ We’re uncovering some deep stuff. These big, grown guys are sitting around crying over being friends with a dude.”
WHOA. Bros have feelings too, and they’re deep, just like Oprah. Honestly I’m starting to think Brody is more like Oprah than we all realize. I hear in his upcoming Favorite Things special he’ll be giving away some BALLER free sh*t like Broflex home gyms, artwork by Vincent van Bro, vacations to Broklahoma, and like, a bunch of energy drinks and Busted Tees and really big flip flops.
