I brought this up last year, but these Mac holiday ads got even more ridiculous this year with their animated exaggeration of PC’s “fatness”.
Here’s what John Hodgman and Justin Long look like in real life:

And here’s what they look like in the animated Mac ads:

Why is the animated PC so f*cking fat?? Apple is already blasting Windows relentlessly for any number of legitimate operational reasons, but do they really need to pile on by also making animated PC look like a rotund pig nesting doll while his Mac counterpart looks like he could walk over the snow without making a footprint? Look at PC’s hooves! His stomach is gonna crash through his feet and to the ground any second!
Damn, Mac, can’t you leave the body image issues to Axe commercials?











