Every year, the fabulous organization The Lunchbox Fund asks celebrities to custom-make lunchboxes for auction, proceeds which go towards feeding poor children in South Africa. This year, they’ve rounded up some Hollywood A-Listers to design their specialty lunchboxes (auctions of which end tomorrow!). Some of the designs are astoundingly creative… and some, well, some leave us longing for the Good Ol’ Days of our purple Popple Box n’ Thermos set.
So now, we’d like to take you through some of our favorites, in a little segment we like to call “What Your Celebrity Lunchbox Says About You”:
“I have no idea what children find fun. Also, I have no idea what goes inside of these things.”
“Bam!” (Sounds of the final bullet Emeril puts through his own head.)
“I Like Dumpster Diving Behind Local Elementary Schools. And farting in the face of the American public.”
“Too busy doing coke off of 14 year old t*ts at Tenjune to care about poor children.”
“Drew Barrymore is a banana. And I, the milk.”
“James Earl Jones is too good to make a ‘May the Forks Be With You’ Joke. Also, I have no faith in today’s youth.”
“You know what puts me in the mood for a delicious meal? Dried puke. Also, long, orange pubic hairs… but I digress. p.s. My balls are hot.”
“In my downtime, I like to needlepoint for hours on end, drink a fifth or two of Hennigan’s, and weep myself to sleep on the cold marble tiles of my kitchen floor. Nothing like a live French Bulldog pillow to remind you how lucky you are every morning.”
“NEWSFLASH: I am still cooler than you. Also, I made this while taking breaks from playing Ellen Page in (insert movie title here.)”
“No, I’m not Michael Richards! I am famous French artist Michel Richard!! Why do people always insist on calling me ‘that guy from Seinfeld’????? Also… downwiththeblacks.”
“This giant lunchbox is a great way to hide your millions of Dreamworks dollars in your house without robbers having any idea where you put it.”
“The best part about my lunchbox??? You can never turn it off!!! Hahahahaahahahahaahha (–gunshot)(loud thud)(el fin)”
“We a bunch of classy motherf**kers.”
“Padma made these when she was high.”
“My house smells like wet diapers.”
“I broke up the Beatles.” (Note: This is what everything says about Yoko.)
Thanks to the tip from Urlesque!
