Your Real-Life Onion Headline Of The Day

This story itself isn’t very funny, but as for the headline, well, the ironing is delicious:

Sorry, Real Life, but the idea of a professional hostage negotiator being put in a hostage situation has been done before. But nice try.

[Ed. "The ironing is delicious" is a Simpsons quote, to the 30 people who already told me I have a typo in my post. I'm deliberately leaving it there out of stubbornness.]