Ingredients
1 “Cool Dad” scarf
1 gallon of gimmick (6 cheerleaders may be substituted for 1 Jenny McCarthy)
You Will Also Need
$20 million paycheck with Liar Liar 2 scribbled out
Snack bag of GORP (granola, oats, Ritalin and Prozac)
Cooking Directions
1. Stand among cheerleaders and wonder where the thrill’s gone
2. Make new years resolution to drop out of The Eddie Murphy Institute for Comedic Downward Spiraling
3. Await multiple Kids Choice Awards nominations
4. Grow beard, find Xenu.
(Ed. Note: Read more of Intern Emmy’s musings over at her blog, EmmyBlotnick.com.)
