If most women were forced to rank the “Top 3 Things We Would Like To Run Our Hands Through”, surely “Jon Hamm’s Hair” would fall somewhere in between “George Clooney’s Ass Cheeks” and “Piles of Unmarked Bills.” So would you believe it? Turns out Jon Hamm hates his hair… and calls it the “bane of his existence”:
Jon Hamm has a confession to make: He hates his hair.
That may come as a surprise to fans of the actor, whose slick-backed hair is part of his signature look on “Mad Men“…
In the new movie “The Day the Earth Stood Still,” Hamm sports a slightly different ‘do, with his bangs combed rakishly over one eye. It was in the context of promoting the sci-fi remake that Hamm revealed his tonsorial frustration. (Ed. Note: Looks like someone’s retaking their SATs…)
“It’s the bane of my existence. Goofy hair,” he said in a self-deprecating interview with CNN. “It never looks good … It’s a pain.“
Listen, Jon Hamm — we LOVE your hair. It’s part of what makes Don Draper Don MOTHERF*CKING Draper. However, we also want you to be happy. Which is why we’d like to offer you these 10 other possible hairstyles that might make you a little more comfortable.
We begin with something simple: Our canvas, if you will… “The Bald”. Readers, feel free to grab a copy, photoshop your own suggested ‘do onto it, and link to it in our comments section. Let’s get started:
THE BALD
9 More Looks Ahead! Including Union Soldier, David Beckham, Leather Daddy and a certain tonsorially challenged Illinois Guv. And leave us your photoshops in the comments section.
THE DAVID BECKHAM, OR “FAUXHAWK”
(Easily my favorite look on him.)
THE UNION SOLDIER
THE PHIL SPECTOR
THE BLAGOJEVICH
THE GUIDO
THE FRIAR TUCK
THE JOAN HOLLOWAY
(Admittedly, the worst photoshop of the bunch. Feel free to “reinterpret”.)
THE CORNROWS
THE LEATHER DADDY
