The following CBS Cares Public Service Announcement actually aired on live television today. First, take 15 seconds out of your day to watch this:
Yes, this PSA is encouraging you to buy (or perform) a prostate exam for your Jewish loved one as a Hanukkah gift. Which, let’s face it, is a very practical and yid appropriate gift. As a Jew myself, I just don’t know how to feel. On the one ball, it’s great that they’re getting prostate awareness out there to the public.
On the other ball, why’s it gotta be a Jewish prostate? There are plenty of unhealthy gentile prostates to go around as well. This might be the first time in my life that I might actually believe in some sort of Jewish conspiracy. And you know what? My people want no part of it. Let us ALL check the prostates of our loved ones this holiday season.
To be fair, I hope they run a companion PSA in a week’s time starring Taint Nicholas. Or maybe CBS could just sponsor a mass mailing of my favorite Christmas tree ornament ever.
