Claire Danes arrived at a Miu Miu cocktail party in a purple satin number that just isn’t very flattering. It’s wrinkled, too big, and looks like something you’d put on your Strawberry Shortcake doll. It actually reminds me of a hideous dress this mean lady made me wear for the final fashion show at my White Gloves & Party Manners etiquette school. Yes, I attended something called White Gloves & Party Manners. But I was 10, and I had no choice. Claire, however, had a choice.
I have a challenge for you. Fill in the obligatory joke blank!
Claire Danes: MY SO CALLED ______.
