Khloe Kardashian decided to make herself slightly more famous (aside from being the sister of someone who is famous for no reason) by posing for one of PETA’s “Go Naked” ads. Here’s my problem with these. Correct me if I’m wrong here, but the idea is that fur is so repulsive, so morally reprehensible, so DISGUSTING, that you would “rather” go naked. That you would be willing to sacrifice your dignity and the right to wear clothes in the name of ethical animal treatment. But this logic totally doesn’t work. Because anyone who would pose nude for anything – CLEARLY HAS NO PROBLEM BEING NAKED. So in the end, their point is totally moot. Of course you’d rather be naked, Khloe. I’d also rather drink Diet Dr. Pepper instead of infant blood. Does that mean I’m pro-life? Not necessarily. (That makes no sense, I know.) What we do know: Khloe would rather go naked than be not-famous.

(Raises fist.) PEEEEETA!