In a decidedly Yankee-ish move, the New York Yankees signed prized free agent pitcher C.C. Sabathia to a seven-year, $161 million contract, the most expensive deal ever handed out to a pitcher in the history of baseball.
You know what to do, punsters — give me your best “C.C. signs with the Yankees” NY Post headline in the comments. Even if you don’t know sports, you should still be able to just combine his name with being rich and/or fat. My suggestions:
CASH COW
SABBATH-IA DAY (alternatively – GREEN SABBATH-IA)
OH PAY CAN YOU C.C.
CHECK CASHING SABATHIA
C.C. TAKING A SA-BATH IN HIS MONEYBIN
YANKEES PUT DOWN PAYMENT ON A SAAB-BATHIA
THE OLD TEAM AND THE C.C.
BIG FAT MAN SIGNS BIG FAT CONTRACT (Simpsons-inspired)
YANKEES HOPING SABATHIA’S ARM DOESN’T FALL OFF AFTER PITCHING 500 INNINGS OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS BECAUSE THEN THEY’D BE OUT A SH*TLOAD OF MONEY
Think you can do worse? Leave ‘em in the comments.
