- As though American pride could not grow any greater, now Vanity Fair puts Tina Fey on the cover dressed up like like a Patriotic Nerdgasm. If you have a spare 20 at work today, make sure to read the article.
- SHOW OF HANDS: How many of you watched MTV’s Britney Spears’: “On The Record” documentary? (Note: Anyone not showing hands is a liar.) Now, how many of you are convinced that all of the girl’s problems stem from her father’s terrifying clown Halloween costume? Exactly. Verdict? She’s amazing.
- Ricki Lake was quoted saying “I can’t believe I was fat”. In a related story, an 11-year-old brownie found under her porch was quoted as saying “Hellllp Meeee.”
- Dreams, Unrealized: Whitney Houston is reportedly NOT getting back together with ex-hubby Bobby Brown. And somewhere, a doodybubble loses its wings.
- I’ve waited years to say the following words… and here they are: Dr. Pepper, you are one dirty son of a bitch. Get out of my office.
