Just seven months after not-beloved Pittsburgh Steelers mascot Steely McBeam was caught driving under the influence, the person inside the Penn State Nittany Lion suit has now also been charged with a DUI, extending the disturbing streak of goofy Western/Central PA mascot drunk driving incidents in 2008 to… well, two. But that’s two more than most years.

Because DUIs are never funny, I opted to leave the vomit out of the following Photoshopped picture:

In the same year, the football mascots from my hometown and my alma mater have both been caught drunk driving — is this a random coincidence, or does dancing around in a suit for five hours cause someone to drink excessively and because they’re mascots and have to bring their suits home they can’t walk or use public transportation? Also, who the f*ck ever needs to drive anywhere at Penn State, especially when they’re drinking? Almost everything is walking distance and a cab diagonally across the entire down of State College costs like $4.

I digress. I just hope this dude has to do a push-up for every one of the thousand hours of community service in his sentence.